If you spell “David Archuleta” in Scrabble, you automatically win.
David Archuleta CAN believe it’s not butter.
David Archuleta is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
For David Archuleta, every street is “one way”. HIS WAY.
David Archuleta can get Blackjack with just one card.
David Archuleta let the dogs out.
David Archuleta is left-handed. And right-handed.
David Archuleta is so cool he doesn’t have to use oven mitts… or potholders.
Nigel’s an ass.
Random Archufact: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
Unless you’re David Archuleta.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees… Celsius
Randomn Archufact: No matter what your mother always said, David Archuleta CAN tune a fish.
Random Archufact - David Archuleta made Ellen turn straight.
Random Archufact: Dinosaurs went extinct because of the David Archuletasaurus.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is cuter than a twonkie.
Random ArchuFact: Whenever David Archuleta goes for a swim, dolphins appear!
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can cook Minute Rice in 7 seconds. (Note for my Mormon friends: he knows how to make Jello, too)
Random ArchuFact: David Archuleta’s charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can toast a marshmallow by simply looking at it.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Archie.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can light the Olympic Torch with his eyes.
Random Archufact: There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and the hunkerdown.
Randomn Archufact:Random Archufact: David Archuleta can sneeze with his eyes open.
Randomn Archufact: Jello put the jiggle in David Archuleta’s giggle!
Randomn Archufact: When he drives his Ford hybrid, every light turns green for David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong…David Archuleta did.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has now replaced “Jello” as the official *snack* of Utah.
Random Archufact: The AI tour buses never have to stop for gasoline. They are fueled by Archenergy.
Random Archufact: Everyone has been getting on the Go Green bandwagon lately. Recent scientific studies have shown that it’s even better for the environment if you Go David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: David could look like the Phantom of the Opera and I would still want to listen to him sing.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is solely responsible for global warming.
Randomn Archufact: Every time David Archuleta sings, an angel gets its wings.”
Randomn Archufact: The U.S. government will start banning Archuleta pictures to solve the ongoing water crisis.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is not only a noun, but a verb.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta goes to the bathroom, the toilet flushes by itself.
Randomn Archufact: Coke had to change their slogan, they found that David Archuleta was the “real thing”
Randomn Archufact: If you have five dollars and David Archuleta has five dollars, David Archuleta has more money than you.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta falls in water, David Archuleta doesn’t get wet. Water gets David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: A picture is worth a thousand words. A David Archuleta is worth 1 billion words.
Randomn Archufact: When taking the SAT, write “David Archuleta” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Randomn Archufact: There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, David Archuleta lives in Utah.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta’s iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear clothes.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has counted to infinity. Twice.
Random Archufact: Most people understand that their bank deposits are insured by the FDIC. What most people don’t understand is that the FDIC is insured by David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: Getting a phone called from David Archuleta is better than getting one from the Prezzzz.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta was once a knight in King Arthur’s court. He was known as Sir Hunkerdown.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta can build a snowman out of rain.
David Archuleta can wear white after Labor Day.
Random Archufact: Looking at this picture of David Archuleta
http://www.david-hq.org/photos/displayimage.php?album=258&pos=9 while listening to “Love Me Tender” is the preferred method of execution for female prisoners in 42 states. *THUD*
Randomn Archufact: A Whopper takes two hands to handle David Archuleta
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta CAN believe it’s not butter.
Randomn Archufact: Scientists have created a formula to calculate the amount of energy given off by the Big Bang: (x archu-thlap + y archu-hunkerdown) divided by y archu-points & smiles = *THUD*
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t exactly write music. The notes and lyrics assemble themselves in awe.
Randomn Archufact: 4 out of 5 doctors recommend David Archuleta to cure what ails you.
Randomn Archufact: Staring at David Archuleta for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta proves that there is indeed heaven on earth.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta goes fishing, the fish jump right into the boat and flop at his feet in gratitude
Randomn Archufact: If David Archuleta had been alive in the 1950’s, Lucy Ricardo would have had some splaining to do…
Randomn Archufact: Kevin Bacon plays six degrees of David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: It takes Racheal Ray 30 minutes to cook a meal. It takes David Archuleta 2.1 milliseconds to cook Rachael Ray into a thud burger.
Randomn Archufact: The moon does not shine as brightly as the Archuglow.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta accomplishes more with one vocal chord, than the Jonas Brothers do with six.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta is better than crazy glue. He bonds and holds people and things without contact.
Random Archufact: Superman wears David Archuleta pajamas. (thanks imaginethat!)
Random Archufact: If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not David Archuleta.
* - …. ..- -.. *
That’s *thud* in morse code, ladies. Learn it in case of emergency.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta once played tennis with a wall. David won
Random Archufact: There was a time when David Archuleta didn’t cause women to thud. That time was called never.
Random Archufact: In his spare time, David Archuleta was the original Latino Power Ranger. Not the actor. The actual Power Ranger.
Random Archufact: Rearranging the letters of David Archuleta spells A CLEAR DIVA: THUD!
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is like an Altoid: small, white, and curiously strong
Random Archufact: Remember when David Archuleta wasn’t so popular and awesome? Me neither.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can slam revolving doors.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to slay every female on the show and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Random Archufact: It takes David Archuleta 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Random Archufact: Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is David Archuleta.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary - except mercy.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can dribble a football.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on David Archuleta’s computer. David Archuleta is always in control.
David Archuleta’s hands are the only hands that can beat a Royal Flush.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is an Archtatorship.
When David Archuleta looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second David Archuleta.
When David Archuleta wants popcorn, he sings in Nebraska.
David Archuleta can have his cake AND eat it too.
David Archuleta’s smile once brought a puppy back to life.
When David Archuleta enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
David Archuleta recently had the idea to sell his sweat as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Geico saved 15% by switching to David Archuleta.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for David Archuleta.
Hellen Keller’s favorite color is David Archuleta
David Archuleta caused the recent total solar eclipse.
David Archuleta can make onions cry.
David Archuleta can eat using only one chopstick. He can also clap using only one hand.
When there’s a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there’s a David Archuleta, you stop, thud, and die.
A is for Archuleta. So is every other letter of the alphabet.
David
Archuleta delivers more male with one move of his hips than the U.S.
Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146
years.
David Archuleta can touch MC Hammer.
Contrary
to popular belief, David Archuleta, not the box jellyfish of northern
Australia, is the most dangerous creature on earth. Within 3 seconds of
hearing his voice, a human female experiences the following symptoms:
fever, blurred vision, rash, sweating, tightness of the jeans, and the
feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
David Archuleta puts the stormin’ in Mormon.
David Archuleta knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: David Archuleta.
David Archuleta can wear brown shoes with a black belt and get away with it.
David Archuleta can make magic rainbows disappear.
David
Archuleta doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for
daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when David Archuleta
tells it to.
David Archuleta can unscramble an egg.
Although
it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the
Force: the light side, the dark side, and David Archuleta.
David Archuleta can win at solitaire with only 3 cards.
David Archuleta can, in fact, leave home without American Express.
The Rock Hall of Fame was inducted into David Archuleta.
The earth rotates around David Archuleta.
